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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

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I think the guy who's still a clerk at Stride Rite 15 years later looks worse here.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

10 Piercings That'll Make You Set Your Eyes On Fire

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Usually my motto is "You do you and I'll do me*", but that ends when "you" starts grossing "me" the fuck out. People have taken body modification to an extreme, and kids, I cannot even explain the infections I saw while looking for these pics.

*Kidding, my motto is "Will there be food there?"

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Who You Calling Chicken Legs?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 17, 2015 at 11:00AM

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This is actually a rare breed of chicken that requires high-protein feed and 24-hour access to a squat rack.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Just A Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I've had this dream, but all three guys are Chris Hemsworth and there are no carbs in the bread.

[via Cheezburger]

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10 Animals With Interesting Lives

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Animals are great. Better than you, better than me. Just better than people, really. But what do we really know about the secret lives of the animals we love? Is your fluffy hamster really a Navy Seal? Or do you just have a really fucking weird sister that takes pictures of it holding tiny guns?

Click here to see what these other furballs are getting into.

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