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One Stop Shopping

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

"Finger-Blastin' FroYo" is moving in just a few doors down.

[via Imgur]

'Guns' And 'Coffins' Are Across The Street

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

This would be the perfect place for my new boutique, "I Saw You Fucking The Mailman, Susan."

[via Buzzfeed]

Tags: 

bankruptcy

divorce

life

liquor

marriage

plaza

sad

stores

These Guys Have Some Pretty Cool Sh*t

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

[via The Chive]

Did Someone Say 'Affordable Panties'?!?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 3, 2013 at 11:00AM

That exclamation point just barely hides his old, leathery boner.

[via Break]

I Only Shop Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Come" inside and "snatch" up a "sausage". And don't forget to rub our "clitoris."

[Via Alex Hooper]

Tags: 

butcher

markets

meat

stores

tight

vag

vag meat

vagina