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Open Up!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

Duh, it be Sunday.

[via Uber Humor]

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closed

holiday

hours

open

sorry

store

sunday

Premium Facial Comfort

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

By all means, go ahead and hit that button that's universally in the same place on every recliner. I'm sure it does something else.

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button

chair

chin

display

face

furniture

jaw

la-z-boy

leg rest

ouch

recline

recliner

store

One Stop Shopping

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 2, 2013 at 8:00PM

The only place you can take great pride in "super-sizing" your to-go order.

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condoms

massage

Sex

shopping

store

supersize

to-go

Beware Of Adorable Attack Dog

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

This is so cute. But for real though, he tackled them in the parking lot and ripped their faces off.

[via Live Leak]

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attack

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Chihuahua

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guard

guns

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robbery

stick up

store

Jesus Is My Dealer

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 27, 2013 at 1:00PM

How is it even possible that a Tarantino movie shootout hasn't already been filmed here?

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chemical

doctor

dr. jesus

jesus

meth

pharmacy

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The Most Toothless Place On Earth

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

This isn't nearly as shocking as when I found out they sold vegetables at Wal-Mart.

[via Izismile]