Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Miss Universe got pretty awkward at the end. There's no suit large enough to hide Steve Harvey's shame.
- This little girl found out Santa wasn't real, and she is PISSED. It's going to be a middle finger-filled holiday season.
- The Cowboys' Byron Jones dislocated his knee. And his solution made all of us remember we're huge pussies.
- If you're broke, give out these dollar store stocking stuffers. I'll stick with shopping at the gas station, thank you.
- Women judge men's attractiveness on these 8 physical traits. Is bank account a physical trait?
- Playboy playmates discuss the naughtiest things they've done this year. I assume all of them have told Heff that Tylenol PM is Viagra.
- It's Monday, cast off those cumbersome bras!