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Everything About This Is Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

bad pants day

"My pants? They're on right. This is my vagina."

[via Izismile]

Let Me Tell You About Tinder

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

single adult

The fact that it says "Adult" means it's probably a 14-year-old virgin under that hood.

[via Bro My God]

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back

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check out

date

dating

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tinder

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writing

Sales Make People Crazy

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2015 at 8:00PM

It shouldn’t be overlooked that the window cleaner person does spectacular work.

[via Reddit]

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accident

crash

door

fail

glass

ouch

retail

sale

store

window

Special Order For Sir Mix-A-Lot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 4:00PM

huge panties

It's almost Valentine's Day! Have you gotten your Godzilla lingerie yet?

[via Acid Cow]

Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]

It'll Be A Blowout Alright

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 20, 2015 at 4:00PM

blowout

Diarrhea is on sale today!

[via Radass]

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blowout

diarrhea

exlax

laxative

poop

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