And just like its namesake, it's always open.
Finally, someone with the balls to call out Wal Mart's oppressively high fashion standards.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If you still fit into your shorts from infancy, why waste more money on new ones?
Jeans were originally made as work pants and I'm willing to bet the person wearing these would give you one hell of a job.