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Double Camel Toe

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

camel toes

You'll subliminally force him to think about your vagina all night. Even though he already is.

[via Fail.to]

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From Around the Web

Are You My Mommequin?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2015 at 1:00PM

MannequinFeeding

Someone has to teach this baby that you can't just tap every keg you see.

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I'm Cucummmmbering

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fresh cunt

You'll never be lonely when your dildo is this fresh.

[via Radass]

How To Lose Customers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

store

This is the sign equivalent of someone saying, "nothing to see here, just a man with a windowless white van."

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Sheep Shoppers

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2015 at 6:00PM

Black Friday in New Zealand.

[via Nick Holmes]