Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Sure, you could call Red Bull an energy drink. If you're a pussy.
Only you can decide if you're going to embrace and enjoy your cancer!
She found her son's weed stash, so as punishment she's going to sit and watch him finish every one of these bags of Cheetos.
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Some say "Macho Man" Randy Savage haunts that discount tire center to this day.
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Sex dolls that are the size of actual dolls are so much creepier.
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