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I Thought You Were Dead

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2014 at 8:00PM

Must be the same town that has the last remaining AOL dial-up customers.

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I'm Willing To Take Store Credit

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't think the Geek Squad is equipped to handle this.

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Do It For The Savings

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The hottest part of a blowjob is how much sense it makes financially.

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The Most Casual Wear

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

Whites are in this summer. Tits are out.

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He's Like A Deer In A Useless Crap Shop

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

"DIRECT ME TO YOUR WIND CHIMES AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY."

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