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Harsh Translation

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 5:00PM

FVegetables

This sign should hang over every grocery store meat department.

[via Bro My God]

From Around the Web

Denim On Denim Crime

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2016 at 9:00PM

deminondemin

A perfectly acceptable solution when you wear out the ass/crotch area of your favorite pants.

[via Reddit]

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bad fashion

denim

fashion

jeans

jorts

pants

shorts

store

wtf

You Know You Want To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

jiggle

Craft stores are mostly old women so there's a lot more than boobs jiggling already.

[via UberHumor]

XXX Candy Shoppe

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2016 at 10:00AM

GummyWorm

Whether you're eating that or shoving it up your butt, this lady is concerned for your safety.

[via Daily Garlic]

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big

candy

dildo

double

giant

gummy

Sex

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shop

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toys

worm

Now That’s Customer Service

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 17, 2016 at 6:00PM

touchyourself

“Hey guys, I’m about to get kicked out of a bracelet shop.”

[via Reddit]