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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Quick Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 6:00PM

ButtOil

When it comes to anal, you've got to protect yourself against viscosity and thermal breakdown.

[via Izismile]

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Might Want To Get That Checked Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 5:00PM

Worms

Same thing happened to my dog. You'll be fine after a week of pills wrapped in cheese.

[via Dump A Day]

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She's So Cool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2016 at 4:00PM

ice

If you have a better free hemorrhoid treatment, please enlighten me.

[via Izismile]

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Location Location Location

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 11, 2016 at 4:00PM

location

Mom and dad always fight over who gets to pick the kids up.

[via UberHumor]

Aisle 6 – Murder/Moonshine

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

GunsLiquorStore

Nice to see Wal Mart's finally being honest with themselves and getting back to basics.

[via Flickr]

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