"Don't worry, I poked some air holes in the top."
[via Uber Humor]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I have a small apartment so I’m always looking for new storage options.
Casey Anthony Tupperware: "Keeping your kids looking fresh long after you kill them."
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"I'm selling the container for $5, but you
can have it for $2.50 if you also take the kid."
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According to BuzzFeed, this is picture of 200 MB of storage back in 1970.
From the look of that thing, you could physically fit more copies of Beck's worst CD inside it than you could stores MP3s of the album on it! I'm not sure why anyone would have that many CD copies of Mutations lying around though.
It's amazing how far we've come. My laptop hard drive has 451 gigabytes of storage. 200 MB is nothin'. I got PDF files bigger than that! (That's a pretty major "zinger" for computer geeks.)