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Belle Of The Ball

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2015 at 4:00PM

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If Prince Charming plays his cards right she might slip him her toothy little tongue.

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Granny's Coming For Ya

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 24, 2015 at 4:00PM

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1. Take off that lovely hand-crocheted cardigan so you don't get blood on it.

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Hopefully They're Not Judging On 'Grace'

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 28, 2013 at 9:00PM

She was eventually crowned "Miss Adversity 2013."

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How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube, By Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

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