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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

15-Yard Penalty For Killing A Guy

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

There aren't enough Mortal Kombat fatalities utilized on the football field.

[via Catsmob]

That's Why Event Staff Seem So Irritable

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2013 at 10:00PM

Terriblethongs

Hey Pittsburgh, no need to make it more of a painful season than it already is.

[via Deadspin]

Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

[via Barstool Sports]

We Are All Johnny Dollar

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 3, 2011 at 2:00PM

I don't care which team you're rooting for on Sunday. Heck, I don't care if you're rooting the game gets rained out so Glee starts sooner.

(What? Who would want that? Definitely not me. No way.)

The truth is, that with our guitars and our chiffon drapes and our likeness to a Christopher Walken SNL character, we are all Johnny Dollar at heart.

When we remove our jerseys and our facepaint and GLEEK t-shirts, we're just old men singing love songs to strangers in a pair of slacks we bought in the seventies.

[via BWE]