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15-Yard Penalty For Killing A Guy

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

There aren't enough Mortal Kombat fatalities utilized on the football field.

[via Catsmob]

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That's Why Event Staff Seem So Irritable

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2013 at 10:00PM

Hey Pittsburgh, no need to make it more of a painful season than it already is.

[via Deadspin]

Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

[via Barstool Sports]

We Are All Johnny Dollar

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 3, 2011 at 2:00PM

I don't care which team you're rooting for on Sunday. Heck, I don't care if you're rooting the game gets rained out so Glee starts sooner.

(What? Who would want that? Definitely not me. No way.)

The truth is, that with our guitars and our chiffon drapes and our likeness to a Christopher Walken SNL character, we are all Johnny Dollar at heart.

When we remove our jerseys and our facepaint and GLEEK t-shirts, we're just old men singing love songs to strangers in a pair of slacks we bought in the seventies.

[via BWE]

The Packers Are Horrendous

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 1, 2011 at 3:00PM

A four-year-old that's smart enough to use the word horrendous is smart enough to know when a football team sucks.

Go Steelers.

[via Urlesque]