• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 People Who Should Stop Drinking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.

Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.

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From Around the Web

10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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Jewelry Snatcher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 1:00PM

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This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.

[via Jokerry]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

This Week’s Raw Clips

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 6, 2016 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.