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Slight Burning Sensation

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

Never believe the girl who claims she's "allergic to latex."

[via The Chive]

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Attention Fellas

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

“Where were you the day before the office Christmas party, sign guy?” – Like at least three guys in suite 2000.

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She’s Got Crabs

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s going to take more than a medicated shampoo to get rid of these guys.

[via Uber Humor]

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Keep Your Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

In all seriousness I would rather say I have an STD than to call myself "Stud Muffin."

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Itchy Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Yes, I'd like a 50-gallon drum of your finest pube shampoo."

[via Izismile]

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