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Naked Statue Offends Neighbors

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 13, 2011 at 5:00PM

A statue of David on a lawn in Abilene, Texas has prompted some "tough questions from neighborhood kids" like, "Mom, what is that?"

Well, shit. How could a parent ever respond to such a loaded inquiry?!?

"It's a statue", "it's art", or "it's a penis like your dad has" could never begin to quell that child's curiosity.

For the love of God, DO NOT take your kids to Italy. Keep them inside, in Texas, and away from a computer, lest their innocence be ripped right from their precious hands.

[via BuzzFeed]

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