This is why we can't borrow nice things, America.
[via TC Mag]
I haven't seen a blue cock that big since Watchmen.
We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We picked the caption above from a comment left by Brandon Gabourie.
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