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Blasphemy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

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This is why we can't borrow nice things, America.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

Blowie Bear

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 20, 2016 at 4:00PM

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This is why guys dig short girls.

[via UberHumor]

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Custom Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 18, 2016 at 1:00PM

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He spent six months on the scrote-wrinkles alone.

[via Twitter]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: BBC

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 14, 2016 at 12:00PM

National Gallery of Art East Building

I haven't seen a blue cock that big since Watchmen.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Brandon Gabourie.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tom Williams/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Poonball Machine

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 14, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Wait, where do I put the quar- ohhhhhhh, I see.

[via Catsmob]

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