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Jesus Usually Calls 'Shotgun'

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2013 at 10:00PM

Hey guys, it's finally time for someone to save Jesus.

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Tweak That Porcelain

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 2, 2013 at 10:00AM

If she didn't want it she should have worn a seashell bra.

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I Thought He'd Be Bigger

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2013 at 6:00PM

Turns out what eventually brought down Godzilla was sarcasm and mockery.

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The Fist Of God

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

This is only going to get worse when she finds the giant shocker statue.

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The Ultimate Dick-Pic

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

They say every time you lie an angel loses its limbs and falls to the earth with its dick out.

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