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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Droppin' Bombs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Chipotle has embraced a "fuck it" attitude with the unveiling of their new company mascot.

[via Funny Junk]

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Plug N' Play

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Friends who assplay together, stay together.

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Get In There

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 17, 2016 at 11:00PM

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"I hope all this gunk is just rust."

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Diseased Divination

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 11, 2016 at 2:00PM

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There's a bad case of Hep C going around Hogwarts.

[via TC Mag]

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