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Superhung

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2016 at 3:00PM

SupermanGrab

She went back to his place and found out why they say he's "faster than a speeding bullet."

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Making Solid Friendships

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

dog

He not stupid. A homeless dude had sex with that statue last night.

[via Imgur]

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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Droppin' Bombs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

MushroomCloudFart

Chipotle has embraced a "fuck it" attitude with the unveiling of their new company mascot.

[via Funny Junk]

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Plug N' Play

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

plug

Friends who assplay together, stay together.

[via Radass]

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