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    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Girl You Wish Was Your Girlfriend Does A Trick With Her Tongue

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 27, 2011 at 11:00AM

This girl is magic, right? She's magic!

Forget the fact that the camera cuts away right when she puts the wrapper in her mouth. I don't care about that part. Origami schmorigami.

But did you see how she got a yellow Starburst out of an orange wrapper??? That's some Criss Angel shit right there!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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Starburst Wrapper Prom Dress Somehow More Embarrassing Than Your Prom Dress

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2011 at 3:00PM

When your mom spends 6 years folding thousands of Starburst wrappers, there's no getting out of wearing a Starburst prom dress.

"But Mom, I was 12 when we came up with this idea."

"I did not get 18 cavities and carpal tunnel just for you to decide that you want to look pretty and normal on prom night!!!"

[via Dlisted]

Smokin' Smarties

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 10, 2010 at 9:59PM

Smarties are a gateway drug. One day it's fun, but the next you're blowing all your money on harder candy.