"I am kill-ing it on Pinterest right now."
[via The Chive]
Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.
Might be worth attending just to hear someone ask the doorman if they’re one of the first 100 basic bitches.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's true, all white girls get ponies for their birthdays.