• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Most Useless Post EVER!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 6, 2010 at 9:00AM

While I was traveling for the holidays, turns out those who actually cared about the Internet discovered "The Most Useless Machine EVER!"

Which, I guess, makes this "The Most Useless Post EVER" — since you're probably one of the over 700,000 views that video already has.

But whatever!  I don't care!  I like it, and I haven't posted about it yet, and so I'm posting about it!

You got a problem with that?  You think that's useless??

Well, here's Star Wars Kid!

How useless is THAT!?!

I don't give a F**K!  You don't own me!!!

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5 Reasons Why Star Wars Kid Wants You to Watch Tosh.0

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | June 1, 2009 at 8:30PM

Star wars kids reasons for Tosh.0

  1. Because there's more green screen in the first episode of Tosh.0 than in episodes 1-3 of Star Wars.
  2. Because you can still rearrange your action figures while you're watching it.
  3. Because Star Wars kid is expecting Daniel Tosh to embarrass himself just as badly as he did.
  4. Because Tosh.0 is shot in a garage also.
  5. Because the only other thing to watch will be the NBA Finals and Star Wars kid doesn't know what that is.

TUNE IN JUNE 4th at 10pm for the premiere of TOSH.0!