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Is Anyone Else Really Turned On Right Now?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

I didn't know Guy Smiley knew sign language.

[via Barstool Sports]

You Saw What She Did To The Beatles

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

So watch your ass, America.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Fan Favorites: The Star Spangled Banner

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 6, 2011 at 6:00PM

Good call, James.

Yes, Independence Day has passed, but watching people screw up our national anthem is timeless.  This bit is still as much of a halfhearted time-filler today as it was two years ago when we aired it!

God Bless America… where you can make a TV show by splicing other people's video footage together.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Christina Aguilera Gives a National Anthem Performance Worthy of a Web Redemption

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2011 at 10:00AM

The Super Bowl got off to an embarrassing start last night when Christina Aguilera flubbed the fourth line of The Star-Spangled Banner.

I guess that's what we get for letting a Mexican sing it.

That's a joke.  Actually, Ms. Aguilera is half Ecuadorian.  I realize that suggesting she might be Mexican is offensive to Mexican people who'd prefer not to be associated with her.

But all kidding aside, where was Mo Cheeks??

And don't tell me he wasn't at the Super Bowl, because I saw A-Rod there, which means all of our countries' greatest athletes were there, which means Mo Cheeks had to have been there.

To summarize, we probably shouldn't entrust the lyrics of our national anthem to a woman who isn't sure if her own name is spelled with an "X" or not.

Next time, bring Daniel and his cue cards.  Or just have Natalie Gilbert do it.

Or maybe, instead of trying to perform vocal fellatio on our nation's most important song like a hooker trying to bring Uncle Sam to climax, just pay attention and sing the fucking lyrics.

At the very least, however, we can take solace in knowing that nothing Christina Aguilera did to this country could be as insulting as what Fergie and Slash did to Axl Rose.

[via The Daily What]

Extended Redemption: National Anthem Fail Girl

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 2, 2011 at 12:00PM

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel gets to the bottom of how someone can forget their own national anthem in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.