Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Pop quiz, America! You're dumb as shit.
- These are the 8 most dangerous kinds of fireworks. Also, any fireworks that are in my drunk Uncle Kenny's one good hand.
- Watch the Star Spangled Banner played with a gun. Try not to pop a patriotic chubby.
- The Milwaukee Brewers bullpen catcher ate 23 cheesesteaks over four days in Philly. And he's the truest American of all.
- Before you BBQ, know that the secret to the best burger ever is mayo in the raw ground beef. It also goes well with the rest of America's largely mayo-based diet.
- These photos are American as fuck. And fuck is super-American.
- Just a bunch of gorgeous women in America gear. Feel free to pop that patriotic chubby now.