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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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Happy Weekend, Drink Responsibly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

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I Approve This Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"

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Fatherhood Can Be Bad for Your Face

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 21, 2012 at 4:00PM

On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.

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Innocence Lost

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

It gets worse.  Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.

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