I bet this textbook is from a school in the south.
[via Bro My God]
Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.
"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"
On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.
[via Pleated Jeans]