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If You Say So, Apple Watch

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2015 at 8:00PM

applewatchdump

The app that detects bowel movements must be coming in a future update.

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From Around the Web

Panic Mode

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2015 at 3:00PM

"Got you guys! I was totally kidding! On an unrelated note; can someone change my diaper?"

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I'm Outta Here

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 12, 2015 at 12:00PM

later homo

I bet this textbook is from a school in the south.

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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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Happy Weekend, Drink Responsibly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

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