He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.
Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.
"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"
On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.
[via Pleated Jeans]
It gets worse. Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.
[via The Clearly Dope]