He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.
Watch your favorite clips and leave suggestions for next week's pick.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
Make sure to eat a banana so you don't cramp up.
Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.
"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"
On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.
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It gets worse. Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.
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