• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 People Who Should Stop Drinking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.

Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.

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From Around the Web

10 Models Outdone By Cats

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Models have a pretty sweet job – it's basically just to be born and then not eat. Recently it appears the cat world is challenging this long-coveted, competitive profession. Sad and Useless has documented some of the best comebacks they have so far.

Check them out below.

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Slide Splitting

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 10, 2016 at 10:00AM

This is exactly how my dog scratches her vagina.

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Step Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2016 at 8:00PM

We should have never believed dad when he said the at-home amusement park would be just as fun as Six Flags.

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You Don’t Say

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Welcome handicap folks, your choices are wheelchair stair ollie, rail slide or a mulch-y decline.

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