This is exactly how my dog scratches her vagina.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
We should have never believed dad when he said the at-home amusement park would be just as fun as Six Flags.
Welcome handicap folks, your choices are wheelchair stair ollie, rail slide or a mulch-y decline.
On the plus side, if you drown then you don't have to go to work.
Looks like somebody got a hold of those Wolf of Wall Street quaaludes.