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Shi*ty Friend

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 2, 2016 at 6:00PM

Penguins are into some sick kinky stuff, man.

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Simply The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 11, 2016 at 9:00PM

championsquirter

How does one get on the governing body that decides the squirt rankings? Asking for a friend.

[via Reddit]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cue The Wind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

Adelaide Residents Try To Stay Cool As Severe Heatwave Continues

Let's get a couple of shots to check the lighting before we have R. Kelly come in.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Clark.

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Morne de Klerk/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cue The Wind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 4, 2016 at 4:00PM

Adelaide Residents Try To Stay Cool As Severe Heatwave Continues

Shampoo commercials are way less sexy behind the scenes.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Morne de Klerk/Stringer/Getty Images]

Sad Squirt

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

That's the frown of a man who just realized he's had too many concussions.

[via Radass]

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