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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Put It Back In Your Squarepants

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 9:00PM


That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.

[via Ruined Childhood]

From Around the Web

Spongebike Squarepants

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.

[via Acid Cow]

Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

[via Izismile]


Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 6:00PM

I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.

[via Daily Garlic]

Sir, Your Squidward Is Hanging Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2013 at 6:00PM

Sure, at Comic Con nobody bats an eye at him, but I wear that to the playground and suddenly I'm "violating my probation."

[via Scrotum Coat]