She named the pink dildo Patrick.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.
[via Ruined Childhood]
See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.
[via Acid Cow]
Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.
I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.
[via Daily Garlic]