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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Packing The Essentials

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2016 at 9:00PM

dildopack

She named the pink dildo Patrick.

[via Idiod]

From Around the Web

Put It Back In Your Squarepants

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 9:00PM

spongebobpee

That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.

[via Ruined Childhood]

Spongebike Squarepants

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

SpongebobBike

See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.

[via Acid Cow]

Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

SpongebobPrisonpants

Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

[via Izismile]

Oh It Was PICTURE Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 6:00PM

pictureday

I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.

[via Daily Garlic]