She named the pink dildo Patrick.
That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.
[via Ruined Childhood]
See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.
[via Acid Cow]
Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.
I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.
[via Daily Garlic]