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Spongebike Squarepants

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.

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Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

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Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 6:00PM

I get that very same look when I see an attractive girl at the grocery store and I'm wearing my SpongeBob pajamas.

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Sir, Your Squidward Is Hanging Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2013 at 6:00PM

Sure, at Comic Con nobody bats an eye at him, but I wear that to the playground and suddenly I'm "violating my probation."

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SpongeBob BiggerDick

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't worry, that'll happen when you're 8.

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