• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 7:00PM

Who among us hasn't wanted to kidnap Woody and put him in a dungeon?

Check out other weird stuff in the WTFriday section.

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She named the pink dildo Patrick.

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Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 9:00PM


That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.

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Spongebike Squarepants

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 24, 2014 at 1:00PM


See? That ugly stereotype about all pedophiles driving windowless vans isn't true at all.

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Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM


Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

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