• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Packing The Essentials

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2016 at 9:00PM

dildopack

She named the pink dildo Patrick.

[via Idiod]

From Around the Web

Put It Back In Your Squarepants

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 9:00PM

spongebobpee

That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.

[via Ruined Childhood]

Sounds Like A Good Deal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 12, 2015 at 10:00AM

beaten

I wish we lived in a world where this wasn't an extremely easy Rihanna joke.

[via Uber Humor]

Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

SpongebobPrisonpants

Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

[via Izismile]

10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

GothSpongeBob

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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