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Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

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10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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Hot Times In The Crane Machine

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

And Scooby would have finished too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your damn crane.

[via Julia Segal]

10 Magnificent Glamour Shots

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sometimes, you need the entire world to know just how god damn glamorous you are. The obvious answer? Glamour shots of course! After all, what better way to show off your true grandeur than with some strange, ornately staged photos that will forever live in internet infamy? Glamour shots are always the way to go, just ask this glorious manicorn.

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SpongeBob BiggerDick

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't worry, that'll happen when you're 8.

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