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Put It Back In Your Squarepants

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 9:00PM


That’s why you hire Spider-Man for birthday parties. Far less chance of indecent exposure in that costume.

[via Ruined Childhood]

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Sounds Like A Good Deal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 12, 2015 at 10:00AM


I wish we lived in a world where this wasn't an extremely easy Rihanna joke.

[via Uber Humor]

Spongebob Prisonpants

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 11:00AM


Anyone in cellblock D who wasn't down with Nickelodeon got shanked.

[via Izismile]

10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM


Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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Hot Times In The Crane Machine

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2014 at 8:00PM


And Scooby would have finished too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your damn crane.

[via Julia Segal]