It’s my go-to Dirty Santa exchange gift.
The babies on its back are hard proof that there is no God.
Objects in mirror may be the last fucking thing you ever see.
Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs.
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It's totally understandable why none of her stuffed animals showed up to the party.