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Just Mouthwash

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2016 at 12:00PM

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I keep telling the dentist this is why I don't brush but he doesn't believe me.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

You Shall Not NOPE

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

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I can't even explain how terrifying a spider with magic would be for me.

[via UberHumor]

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There’s A Hidden Prize Inside

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2015 at 10:00PM

Welp, the days of sticking my penis in cave glory holes are OVER.

[via Giphy]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sensual Spidey

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 4, 2015 at 12:00PM

Dancing Teacher Performs With Poisonous Creatures In Changchun

You should see where he keeps his ferret.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[ChinaFotoPress/Stringer/Getty Images]