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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

SpiderBiteNews

Good luck convincing your girl those red bumps are from a spider bite.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Now What?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

what

I think you have to just pack your stuff and turn the deed over to him.

[via UberHumor]

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Run For Your Lives

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2016 at 10:00PM

spidernotice

*Calmly reads notice then burns down entire neighborhood.*

[via Reddit]

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Caught In Her Web

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2016 at 3:00PM

SpiderGirl

When you tell her, "We should see other people," and she swallows you whole.

[via Meta Informa]

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