He has literally no Spidey Sense.
[via Bro My God]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I suppose the broom attack works. Personally, would have chosen the option in which you burn down the entire house and not look back.
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I can tell that you're really trying, but we still don't like you.
His name is Steve and he even does tricks. His best one is when he makes all of her friends disappear.