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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Beast Mode

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 14, 2016 at 12:00PM

Being able to instantly turn into a four legged monster straight from the bowels of hell, is an impressive bully deterrent.

[via Lol He He He]

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From Around the Web

Surprise… It’s Your Nightmare

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2016 at 10:00PM

This would be the only time I’d condone a military air strike on US soil.

[via Giphy]

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big ass spider

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NOPE

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 1:00PM

SpiderBiteNews

Good luck convincing your girl those red bumps are from a spider bite.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Now What?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2016 at 4:00PM

what

I think you have to just pack your stuff and turn the deed over to him.

[via UberHumor]

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