Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- These Filipino divers had a rough go of it in the SEA games. They really shit the pool.
- Different ways women react to dick pics. They graciously left "laughing uncontrollably" off the list.
- A 15 year-old discovered a new planet. And how many times did you fall asleep at your desk today?
- Don't worry, that itch in your ear is probably just a black widow spider. The only logical reaction is to grab a hatchet and Van Gogh yourself.
- This dog is a wall climbing ninja. He can steal the neighbor's paper no matter how high their defenses are.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin gives the best reason ever for using boner pills. I'll bet his erection can crush a beer can.
- Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty arrested in Times Square brawl. Just when U.S.-Japan relations were seemingly on the mend.
- Check out these girls in bed. Just keep it to the internet, we're not suggesting you actually go find them and watch them sleep.