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Just Waiting For A Butthole To Crawl Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

Looks like I'll be shitting in the sink from now on.

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10 Animals That Surprisingly Aren't Photoshopped

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Photoshop can be fun, and for actresses and models, it's a goddamn career-maker. But for some reason, our readers seem to hate it. So here are some unphotoshopped, yet still somehow funny animals for your viewing pleasure.

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Wall Of Nopes

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

Throwing something was the right move, but it should have been a Molotov cocktail.

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New Holiday Tradition

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 15, 2014 at 2:00PM

It’s my go-to Dirty Santa exchange gift.

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This Is Definitely In Your Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

The babies on its back are hard proof that there is no God.

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