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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

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What Happened Here?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what my bedroom looked like from age 12-16.

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I Don't Think That's How Genetics Works

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

He charges the same amount for weed.

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fail

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Does This Skirt Make Me Look Slutty?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

Looks like someone's ready for the grossest luau ever.

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belt

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Yee-Haw

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

For the sake of the human race please be "on ya."

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bad tattoo

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