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The Birds And The Bacon

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

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A balanced, fertilized breakfast is the only way to start your day.

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

OldSpermNews

It's the world's oldest for now. They still haven't swabbed your mom…

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Totes McNopes

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 11, 2015 at 8:00PM

lovemetote

A great 30th birthday gift for any of your single gal friends. They’ll love it!

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10 People Who Suck At Celebrating Easter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I'll admit it – I don't totally know what Easter is. Costumes, lying to children, Easter eggs, and the dead rising up? Sounds like an AMC show. Still, I'm going to assume the photo above isn't the celebration Jesus had in mind. Although, I've never heard much about the women in his life so maybe this is exactly what he wanted.

I digress. Celebrating is usually pretty easy, but here are some people that still manage to fuck it up. Show full post

Gotta Be First

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 1, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Technically we were all the fastest sperm so it's not that special.

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