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10 People Who Suck At Celebrating Easter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I'll admit it – I don't totally know what Easter is. Costumes, lying to children, Easter eggs, and the dead rising up? Sounds like an AMC show. Still, I'm going to assume the photo above isn't the celebration Jesus had in mind. Although, I've never heard much about the women in his life so maybe this is exactly what he wanted.

I digress. Celebrating is usually pretty easy, but here are some people that still manage to fuck it up. Show full post

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Gotta Be First

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 1, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Technically we were all the fastest sperm so it's not that special.

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Wall Of Fame

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

Still not as weird as a girl who's really into scrapbooking.

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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

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What Happened Here?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what my bedroom looked like from age 12-16.

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