Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This Jeopardy contestant got Alex Trebek to say "Turd Ferguson." Cancel the show, it's not getting any better than this.
- This astronaut has a lot more pee drinking ahead of him. A least they didn't send him up there with Coors Light.
- Strippers confess the weirdest things they've been asked for. I once asked a stripper to help me with my taxes, but only because those glasses made her look so smart.
- Ice-T live tweeted the GOP debate and it was magical. If you can read these without hearing his voice in your head, you are broken.
- Woman hit with flying brisket during BBQ dust up. You keep doing what you do, Kentucky.
- Fox hosts think Emily Blunt should go back to England. I think she should go back to my place.
- Big boobs for all!