Hurry up, we need that tractor for a funeral at five.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
S.L.U.T.S. initiation involves a 24-hour marathon of The Golden Girls, divulging her family's sweet tea recipe and eating 20 sticks of butter.