NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Go ahead, put down the computer and sext your best friend's mom.
If she says no, will you let her out of your basement?
Hurry up, we need that tractor for a funeral at five.
What about her ex-boyfriend's mom's daughter-in-law?
S.L.U.T.S. initiation involves a 24-hour marathon of The Golden Girls, divulging her family's sweet tea recipe and eating 20 sticks of butter.
"Can we keep him?? He doesn't have a mommy."
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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..
Honestly this sounds a lot like Jennifer Lopez' last single. And you KNOW that booty farts.
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