October 6th is all about the ladies
Even God is tired of all this religious talk.
Being a good mom is all about the right lighting.
As animal lovers, we appreciate when animals love each other. Even when it's gross.
Hurry up, we need that tractor for a funeral at five.
What about her ex-boyfriend's mom's daughter-in-law?
S.L.U.T.S. initiation involves a 24-hour marathon of The Golden Girls, divulging her family's sweet tea recipe and eating 20 sticks of butter.
"Can we keep him?? He doesn't have a mommy."
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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..
Honestly this sounds a lot like Jennifer Lopez' last single. And you KNOW that booty farts.
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