Don't do it, kids! That's how he steals souls!
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Oh that's just the souls of the members of 98 Degrees trying to get out.
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Make sure your soul is well purified beforehand.