Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Even if you went back in time and started your life over, you wouldn't grow up to be this talented.
We counted up all of the times you watched every blog video in 2015 to give you the most popular one. In case you missed it, here is Wait Til' The D Drops in all of it's glory.
See you next year, pervs. Until then, remember to dance like a dildo that no one is watching!
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: