We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Simply adding a Wiz Khalifa song to your grandparents silent home video footage will almost make you forget about how bad their house smells, when you visit.
[via Taylor Giddens]
Whom do I speak with to get this into all karaoke books?
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It’s the same reaction I have when getting caught listening to Ariana Grande in traffic. Which is a lot.
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That should really say, "This is why my back is always killing me."
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