From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Don't ask if his favorite band is the Monkees. He will rip your face off.
[via The Chive]
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Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
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