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Good Save, Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

The only time I’ve ever been impressed by someone wearing socks and sandals.

[via Uber Humor]

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child

dad

dangerous

ramp

rc car

sandals

save

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Killer Outfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between a hipster and a legitimately dangerous psychopath.

[via Break]

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commute

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hipster

killer

lunatic

meat

neon

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subway

tights

train

Mom Is Tired Of Your Semen

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

The final straw came when she realized she was matching socks by the level of semen stains.

[via Reddit]

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awkward

jerking off

lotion

lube

masturbation

mom

semen

socks

tissues

Big Up Top

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

She can't help it; she's a sucker for men with legs like whatever was under FDR's blanket.

[via Izismile]

Thankfully This Is Not A Government Park

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Look at me making a joke while I casually wear Hooters server's socks in public.

[via Uber Humor]

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dick

government shutdown

hooters

lick

park

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