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Burgle Much?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Superman's closet; if Superman was the guy who's been breaking into your apartment and watching you sleep.

[via Catsmob]

Tube Socks Tell It Like It Is

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 11:00AM

It seems like you almost have to wear these with sandals, right?

[via Oddersite]

Good Save, Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

The only time I’ve ever been impressed by someone wearing socks and sandals.

[via Uber Humor]

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child

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rc car

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Killer Outfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between a hipster and a legitimately dangerous psychopath.

[via Break]

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commute

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hipster

killer

lunatic

meat

neon

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socks

subway

tights

train

Mom Is Tired Of Your Semen

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

The final straw came when she realized she was matching socks by the level of semen stains.

[via Reddit]

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awkward

jerking off

lotion

lube

masturbation

mom

semen

socks

tissues