Oh man, they are going to get pounded.
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
Add hypothermia to the list of things you can catch during a one a night stand.
[via The Chive]
So funny until they caught the 12-year-old who did it and beat the shit out of him.
Awesome. Dale’s gonna get paid for eight hours of uninterrupted porn and Youtube viewing.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Sadly, the Chinese National Skydiving team only had one performance.
We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Wayne Little.
Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
I don't know how Synchronized Belly Flopping hasn't caught on yet.
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