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That City Is So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Oh man, they are going to get pounded.

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From Around the Web

Winter Walk Of Shame

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

Add hypothermia to the list of things you can catch during a one a night stand.

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NYPDong

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2016 at 1:00PM

CopsAreDicks

So funny until they caught the 12-year-old who did it and beat the shit out of him.

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Tough Sh*t, Dale

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Awesome. Dale’s gonna get paid for eight hours of uninterrupted porn and Youtube viewing.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Snow Kidding

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2016 at 12:00PM

Frontier Scouts Take Snow Bath Training In Heihe

Sadly, the Chinese National Skydiving team only had one performance.

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Wayne Little.

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Snow Kidding

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 11, 2016 at 4:00PM

Frontier Scouts Take Snow Bath Training In Heihe

I don't know how Synchronized Belly Flopping hasn't caught on yet.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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