It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."
Whoever did this: thank you for ruining the concept of "snowballs" for me.
[via Happy Place]
With your generosity this season, you've donated a giant snow penis.
[via The HD]