I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."
Whoever did this: thank you for ruining the concept of "snowballs" for me.
[via Happy Place]
With your generosity this season, you've donated a giant snow penis.
[via The HD]