He does a spot-on impression of Mama Fratelli from The Goonies.
I'm no lawyer, but I'm almost positive a bike cop has zero authority to arrest you anyway.
[via Ebaum's World]
Nothing jumpstarts an afternoon buzz like a forty and prescription blood thinners.
[via We Are The Asses]
New laws on vaping indoors have led to a boom in popup backyard strip clubs.