This perfectly sums up my Labor Day weekend.
"This is your captain speaking; we're looking at a slight delay while the men who should be loading your luggage get the final char on some delectable ribs they've been smoking for the last six hours."
[via The Chive]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
The nuptials aren't technically official until he blows her the ceremonial shottie.
[via Stoner Things]
He flew back to my place where we smoked out then ate a straight up shameful amount of worms.
[via Live Leak]