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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Old Chillin'

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 2:00PM

ChillinGrandmas

Nothing jumpstarts an afternoon buzz like a forty and prescription blood thinners.

[via We Are The Asses]

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From Around the Web

Smoke Show

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 2:00PM

VapeStripper

New laws on vaping indoors have led to a boom in popup backyard strip clubs.

[via Izismile]

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Sssssmoke Up, Johnny!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

SmokingSnake

If you really want to scare the kids off smoking, just tell them this used to be their Uncle Dave.

[via Catsmob]

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Blowing Off Steam

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Learn this trick and you’ll never have to pay for weed again.

[via The Chive]

Need A Light Saber?

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 22, 2015 at 6:00PM

StarWarsBreak

Your midichlorians are off the charts. Wait, no. Sorry. That's lung cancer.

[via Radass]