• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Wake Up Call

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2016 at 10:00PM

The general rule in our family is if you hit your snooze button more than three times, you get lit.

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From Around the Web

Parks And Ripreation

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 3:00PM

BongRecreation

Traffic is a nightmare thanks to all the hippies jumping out of their DMB-sticker-covered vans to snap a pic.

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Respect The Rules

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2016 at 11:00AM

NoSmorking

It's hard to believe anyone still smorks. Don't they know it causes lurng cancer?

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Practice Safe Smokes

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

CondomVape

Not even a durable latex barrier can protect you from the shame of vaping.

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So… Stop?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Actually, when the light's engulfed in flames I think you're supposed to drive on the sidewalk.

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