Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy annoyed the hell out of his girlfriend with Ikea puns. Who hasn't ruined a relationship to get out of Ikea faster?
- Salad is garbage and you shouldn't eat it. Can't wait to show this to the doctor who called my salted meats-only diet "wildly irresponsible."
- Play Super Mario Bros. as a depressed, chain-smoking Luigi. Never expected a plumber to be so introspective.
- The first ever bionic penis replacement surgery was a success. But I only consider it truly "bionic" if it shoots lasers.
- This innocent gamer wants to know who's drinking a juice box. I could use a nice big Capri Sun rip right now…
- Benedict Cumberbatch acting like a dragon is amazing. Although to be honest, Smaug comes off as kind of pretentious.
- It's Monday, and only boobies can help you forget it.