Wait, when did New Jersey get a Disney park?
[via Acid Cow]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Police confiscated his weed and snacks, and charged him with three counts of being a noob.
[via HuffPo Weird]
Are you? Or is this just your way of telling the world you're a genie?
[via Miss Monomyth]