And that's how you get ringworm on your face.
By the time you realize he's gone, all that remains is the pile of puke he left on your back seat.
[via Acid Cow]
That's what you get for not DJing. The passenger seat has duties, man.
When you're that old and have never seen a vagina, random fits of rage are understandable.
Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.