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    Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.

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    This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.

Tosh.0 Blog

Slippery When Wet

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

doglove

"Honey, our dog has sex photos on the Internet." – Something that will have to be said this weekend.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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dog

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love

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Sex

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From Around the Web

Greetings From Dildo

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

GreetingsFromDildo

We're just simple folk with simple pleasures. Most of which involve artificial dicks.

[via Uber Humor]

How Quaint

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 1:00PM

uglyfixer

Fixin' Uglies Since 1973. (Coincidentally the year I got married!)

[via Eat Liver]

Hard Sell

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 1:00PM

Umm, they totally left out "dark empty field."

[via Break]

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attractions

field

highway

sign

sign fail

signs

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town

This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

[via Imgur]