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Newsflash

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

If you limit your sluttiness to a single body part, I'm sorry, but you're not a very good slut.

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Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

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Whores Gotta Eat Too Ya Know

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.

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Sluts Protest For Equal Rights

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 5, 2011 at 2:00PM

"Proud" and "awesome" sluts are marching in Toronto for their right to dress like ho bags. The protest is in response to a male cop who advised women to "avoid dressing like sluts" in order not to be victimized.

That police officer is sure going to be sorry for his remarks. Look at those hundreds of women in lingerie. Boy, is he going to be sorry.

Susan B. Anthony once said, "Oh, if I could but live another century and see the fruition of all the work for women!"

Welp.

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Boobquake

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 22, 2010 at 1:00PM

You know how that Iranian cleric claimed that sluts cause earthquakes? Well, one blogger is out to prove his theory incorrect.

Jennifer McCreight has proposed the following: On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble.

Sounds fair enough.

So far, the Boobquake Facebook event has 28,000 confirmed guests ready to wear 'em high and proud in the name of science.

It's like Halloween in April. Just another semi-acceptable excuse to dress like a whore.

I guess if you're a guy, it's more like Christmas. Either way… candy!

So who's with me?!

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