Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
This must be what an Alaskan Bar Mitzvah looks like.
That's because Champaign is on her tits.
GET IT? CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS?? God I'm good.
[via The Chive]