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Fuzzy Phallic Footwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickSlippers

The softest slippers are made from the severed penises of Dr. Seuss characters.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Everything About This Is Wrong

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bad pants day

"My pants? They're on right. This is my vagina."

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Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 6:00PM

They look comfy. Do they come in size 3-6 months?

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A Couple Of Cozy Dicks

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2013 at 10:00PM

"Honey please don't wear the dick slippers when you sign for a FedEx package. I think it sends the wrong message."

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It's Time Your Clinical Depression Had a Soundtrack

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 6:00PM

Dancing in your apartment alone never seemed so a-little-less-sad!

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