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Frozen

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 7, 2016 at 11:00PM

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You can have your slice when you take it from her frozen dead hands.

[via Rad Ass]

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Make Yourself Comfortable…

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2016 at 12:00PM

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But don’t forget to wipe up the drool in your seat after you awake.

[via Break]

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Operation Armrest

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 20, 2016 at 10:00PM

A true hero. We salute you, middle seat man, for taking back what is rightfully yours.

[via Gfycat]

Cute Commute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 28, 2016 at 11:00AM

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In an American subway, those kittens would be rats and the men would be covered in shit stains.

[via TC Mag]

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Wake Up Call

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2016 at 10:00PM

The general rule in our family is if you hit your snooze button more than three times, you get lit.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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