When Jesus is your copilot, you can nap on the 405.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Sweet grandson waking up his grandma to let her know that Wheel of Fortune is coming on.
And they’ll be awakened gently by nature’s alarm clock… a six-foot water moccasin.
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Personally I prefer Cool Ranch Doritos over rose pedals.
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It’s all fun and games until you find out that Dave has been dead for two days.
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