You can have your slice when you take it from her frozen dead hands.
[via Rad Ass]
But don’t forget to wipe up the drool in your seat after you awake.
A true hero. We salute you, middle seat man, for taking back what is rightfully yours.
In an American subway, those kittens would be rats and the men would be covered in shit stains.
[via TC Mag]
The general rule in our family is if you hit your snooze button more than three times, you get lit.
[via Bits and Pieces]