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Please Take Your Receipt

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

Looks like you got one order of dog breath and 48 orders of unnecessary barking.

[via Echtlustig]

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From Around the Web

Do You Even Sleep, Bro?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 12, 2015 at 10:00PM

gymsleep

The proper cool down after eating eight slices of Planet Fitness pizza.

[via Izismile]

Rest Easy, Cheesy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

PizzaSleepMask

This was priceless right up until they realized he'd been dead for several hours.

[via Gag Bay]

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Opportunity Not Missed

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2015 at 8:00PM

Would have never imagined the aggravating sound of someone snoring could bring me so much joy.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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Don't Let The Cockroaches Bite

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 11:00AM

bed subway

Being homeless isn't really that bad these days.

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