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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

If you wake up the next morning feeling a bit stuffy it’s probably just the earthworms.

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So Peaceful

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Never too early to get in line for those Black Friday deals.

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Looks Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your friends are pretty cool because a much easier alternative would have been a penis.

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Security!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

The only thing he does care if you steal is Werther's.

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Soft And Doughy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

You don't need a girlfriend to get breakfast in bed.

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