The only thing he does care if you steal is Werther's.
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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
I'm getting too old for this shift.
I think I speak for everyone when I say at least he's getting some fruit in his diet.
Sorry, toots. He got you so he wouldn't have to cuddle.
[via Acid Cow]
Call me, we will try again?!? MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY.
[via Daily Garlic]
She'd love a man next to her, but that's where her doughnuts sleep.