The only way to get ahead in this world is to multitask.
I think Delta might have a disgruntled employee; this was in my seat-back pamphlet.
[via LOL Hehehe]
What was he supposed to do, lean on nothing? Because that's dangerous.
[via Dump A Day]
That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.
If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.