• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

WCW: The Ladies of ASMR

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 6, 2016 at 6:00PM

A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.

I've heard that some women like the sound of their own voice, but why do they have to subject us to it?

[via Tosh.0]

From Around the Web

Costco Nap Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2015 at 9:00PM

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It gets real cozy when mom starts piling on cases of mayonnaise, toilet paper and kettle corn.

[via Izismile]

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The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

[via Imgur]

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christianity

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son

Can't Be Too Careful

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Full body protection for the girl you know you shouldn't, but you're going to anyway… the Courtney Love Glove.

[via Radass]

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body

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Party On

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2015 at 4:00PM

When that beat and Red Bull kick in at the same time, it’s a magical moment.

[via Giphy]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: