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Summer, Summer, Summertime

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

I think I speak for everyone when I say at least he's getting some fruit in his diet.

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Boys Always Fall Asleep First

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

Sorry, toots. He got you so he wouldn't have to cuddle.

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The Lost Art Of The Written Word

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

Call me, we will try again?!? MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY.

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The Good Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

She'd love a man next to her, but that's where her doughnuts sleep.

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A Good Night's Sleep Is Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

This device is completely necessary if you ever intend on eating Indian food past 9pm.

[via Reddit]

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Standby Wood

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Well if you didn't want him to have wet dreams in your terminal you shouldn't have cancelled his flight.

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