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Rude Awakening

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2015 at 10:00AM

Calm down, Biscuit. She’s not driving.

[via Reddit]

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child

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cute

dog

doze

kid

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From Around the Web

He's Very Resourceful

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

locked out

When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.

[ via Echtlustig]

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fail

floor

food

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Late Night Eruption

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 11:00AM

MidPuke

Question her methods if you will, but she got that bed all to herself.

[via Oddersite]

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bed

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gross

puke

sick

sleep

splash

timing

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Don't Let The Cockroaches Bite

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 11:00AM

bed subway

Being homeless isn't really that bad these days.

[via Izismile]

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bed

bedding

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odd

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sleep

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train

The Weather Outside Is Frightful

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2015 at 8:00PM

watchyousleep

Just so we’re clear, does that include the 15 minutes of porn surfing I do before sleeping?

[via Uber Humor]

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creepy

message

sleep

snow

stalker

window

winter

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 6, 2015 at 7:00PM

lullaby

Shhh, put your head down. We'll be here when you wake up. Watching you.