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Standby Wood

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

Well if you didn't want him to have wet dreams in your terminal you shouldn't have cancelled his flight.

[via Acid Cow]

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airport

boner

dream

erection

nap

sleep

terminal

Rest In 40 Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is almost as disheartening as passing out with a naked Kate Upton. Almost.

[via The Chive]

Slept Like A Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

One of the rare times it would be a better idea to get deep dish slice instead of hand tossed.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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deep dish

drunk

girl

passed out

pizza

public

sidewalk

sleep

Dude, You're Really Missing Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

Truthfully, we ALWAYS do the fun stuff while you guys are sleeping…

[via Izismile and my life]

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asleep

flash

girls

guys

party

pass out

sleep

The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

[via JPEGy]

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age

alive

car

death

grandpa

napping

not dead yet

old

old man

senior citizen

sign

sleep

Arr! You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's okay, my boyfriend makes the same face when I start to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[via Izismile]

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arr

asleep

bro

drink

drunk

fell asleep

frat

matey

pirate

prank

sleep

weekend