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Asleep At The Wheel

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 6:00PM

BikeNap

Can you get a DUI for blacking out on someone's parked motorcycle?

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Bangin' Headboard

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 5, 2016 at 5:00PM

I think she's trying to say this one night stand is over.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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bed

gun

headboard

rifle

safety

sleep

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Tired, Boy?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 5:00PM

TiredLeashKid

"He always gets this way after chasing cars."

[via Wuzzup]

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Rolling Rates

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 26, 2016 at 6:00PM

LowStandardsMotel

The carbon monoxide seeping in guarantees the best night's sleep you've ever had!

[via Radass]

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sleep

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Albuquerque Dentist

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 1:00PM

MethDentist

How many random tweakers died in the chair before they put up a sign?

[via Imgur]

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Worn Out Workout

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 14, 2016 at 10:00AM

nap

I start feeling a real strong urge to head to the gym around 3pm.

[via Radass]

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fitness

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nap

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