Calm down, Biscuit. She’s not driving.
When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.
[ via Echtlustig]
Question her methods if you will, but she got that bed all to herself.
Being homeless isn't really that bad these days.
Just so we’re clear, does that include the 15 minutes of porn surfing I do before sleeping?
[via Uber Humor]