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Try Me!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

It doesn't transfer motion. So you can take a dump on it without waking your partner, guaranteed!

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Typical Dillon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is why Santa never stops at his house.

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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

He ordered a number one with extra sleepies.

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So Close, Yet So Far

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

This is exactly what happens to me after I eat turkey.

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Pillow Pals

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

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I'd advise against hand-washing that pillowcase, mom.

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No Loitering

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

His mom went inside to get cigarettes 33 years ago.

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