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Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

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Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2014 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

 

Mondays Be Like

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'm sorry but Mesopotamia is a snoozefest any way you slice it.

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