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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

BearBiteNews

"I'm just glad I realized it wasn't the neighbor's dog before I grabbed the peanut butter."

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

Pool Of Drool

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

poolofdrool

This kid needs to start sleeping on a pool noodle.

[via Uber Humor]

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Magic Carpet Reich

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2015 at 6:00PM

HitlerCarpetRide

What's more reprehensible, the tasteless Hitler tee or the Apple watch?

[via Break]

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Pass The Butter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 29, 2015 at 10:00AM

pop nap

This guy is sleeping right through one of my best fantasies.

[via TC Mag]

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Print Will Never Die

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2015 at 9:00PM

hentaicovers

Looking at Hentai on the Internet is convenient and all but it can’t keep you warm at night.

[via Izismile]

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