Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bill Gates is going to save the planet… with poop-water.
- UFC champ Jon Jones tested positive for cocaine. Pounding another man's face to a bloody pulp is one thing, but recreational drugs? For shame, Jon.
- Study shows ditching alcohol for a month has huge health benefits. And no one gives a fuck.
- Farrah Abraham's lip injections went about as well as shoving your face in a hornet's nest.
- Here are some cheap and easy drinking games, because it's not alcoholism if there's a rulebook.
- This high-schooler's insane dunk was tainted when he eventually tested positive for Flubber.
- Hot girls and archery… Why the hell not?
- An earth-like alien world has been discovered among eight new far-off planets. How soon before we're five-a-day reruns of the Big Bang Theory there?