Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this brawl in the deli aisle. Fact: A fight breaks out in a Florida Publix every 2.5 minutes.
- Woman caught counterfeiting says Obama gave her the okay. He also gave her the presidential go-ahead to steal beef jerky from Wal Mart.
- There are a bunch of dildos dangling over Portland. And weirdly, watching them sway in the wind is pretty soothing.
- Pretty much no one is donating to Donald Trump's presidential campaign. So don't lose all faith in America just yet.
- Virtual reality threesomes are a thing now. And we're getting pretty damn close to having no reason to leave the house ever.
- Bathroom graffiti can actually be pretty entertaining. As long as you ignore all the horribly hateful racist stuff.
- These girls' clothes barely cover them, and we appreciate it.