Have you been molested by Santa yet?
'Tis the season… of people trying to milk funny Santa pictures for big-time blog hits.
The latest: SketchySantas.com, where we found the above photo.
I'm all for equal opportunity Santas, but seriously, dude, you can't take off the shades?
Hopefully all that kid wants for Christmas is a kilo. Judging by that tank-top and how skinny he is, he probably does.