Have you been molested by Santa yet?
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
'Tis the season… of people trying to milk funny Santa pictures for big-time blog hits.
The latest: SketchySantas.com, where we found the above photo.
I'm all for equal opportunity Santas, but seriously, dude, you can't take off the shades?
Hopefully all that kid wants for Christmas is a kilo. Judging by that tank-top and how skinny he is, he probably does.