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How To Lose Customers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

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This is the sign equivalent of someone saying, "nothing to see here, just a man with a windowless white van."

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

"We'll Turn The Lights Off For Ya"

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Forget Priceline, I just snagged a killer deal on getmurdered.com!

[via Uber Humor]

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Honestly? I've Been To Fancier Nordstroms

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

When it comes to lady's footwear, there's only one van you can trust.

[via Izismile]

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Sketchy Family Photo

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

Can we erase this whole memory or just the charcoal off your stomach?

[via Awkward Family Photos]

The Sketchiest Santas

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 7, 2009 at 9:00AM

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'Tis the season… of people trying to milk funny Santa pictures for big-time blog hits.

The latest: SketchySantas.com, where we found the above photo.

I'm all for equal opportunity Santas, but seriously, dude, you can't take off the shades?

Hopefully all that kid wants for Christmas is a kilo.  Judging by that tank-top and how skinny he is, he probably does.

[via BuzzFeed]