• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Fun Slide

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 21, 2016 at 8:00PM

funslide

Not sure what I’m looking forward to the most: ass splinters or the flesh eating bacteria awaiting me at the bottom.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

From Around the Web

Seems Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 7, 2016 at 8:00PM

sexchangebooth

If you ask nicely and slip him a $20 bill he’ll perform that gall bladder surgery you’ve been needing.

[via Imgur]

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booth

festival

legit

lobotomies

NOPE

sex change

sketchy

surgery

tarot

wtf

How To Lose Customers

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

store

This is the sign equivalent of someone saying, "nothing to see here, just a man with a windowless white van."

[via Acid Cow]

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no worries

open

real

really?

sign

sign fail

sketchy

store

storefront

window

"We'll Turn The Lights Off For Ya"

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

ClownMotel

Forget Priceline, I just snagged a killer deal on getmurdered.com!

[via Uber Humor]

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clown

clowns

creepy

death

hotel

motel

murder

scary

sketchy

Honestly? I've Been To Fancier Nordstroms

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

When it comes to lady's footwear, there's only one van you can trust.

[via Izismile]

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fashion

shady

shoe van

shoes

sketchy

van

women's shoes