Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This sketch has it all; bubble wrap, farts… Well that's it, but isn't that enough?
- These are the 25 best jobs to have in 2016. Is it an issue that I fundamentally don't understand what any of these jobs entail?
- Jamie Foxx rescued a man from a burning car. He'll eventually win an Oscar for portraying Jamie Foxx in a film about the time Jamie Foxx rescued a man from a burning car.
- Here's what getting dumped looks like on a Fitbit. Misery does wonders for your metabolism.
- Chain restaurant workers reveal what not to order. If you go to Jack in the Box, order yourself to get your fucking life together.
- Stephen Hawking says most threats to humans come from science and technology. Then he got back to work on advancing science and technology.
- It's Hump Day, and the butts are here to rescue you!