Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Elvis was truly the king. I make no apologies for this. It absolutely kills me.
- Emilia Clarke thinks 'Game Of Thrones' should have nudity equality. Everyone's clamoring to see the Mountain's dong.
- The CDC has confirmed that public pools are the grossest. If you're shocked by this, you deserve the amount of pee you've swallowed.
- How many days of your life will you spend having sex. You? Not many.
- Watch this 12-year-old badass skater. He's already better at this than you'll ever be at anything.
- Get them Hump Day butts.