Just cut that off at the knee and call it a day.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
His assault on the city didn’t end there. A few minutes later, he jaywalked without any semblance of regret.
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Know your limits or your balls will pay the price, my young friends.
If you weren't so damn smooth this might have gotten on the show. Now you're just stuck with the blog and zero hospital bills. WAY TO GO.