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Domains Have Been Claimed!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2015 at 5:00PM

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After last night's indisputably genius Unclaimed Domain Names segment, some of you had the financial foresight to snatch these gems up before it was too late. You didn't exactly do what we would have, but still, we like your moxie…

 

From Around the Web

Taking In The Sites

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Every day, he comes out here during his lunch hour to feed the pigeons and watch the beavers.

[via Low Bird]

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Parenting Is All About Showing Them The World

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

[via Izismile]

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Want To Feel Stupid?

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 13, 2010 at 5:00PM

I don't usually watch the show Jeopardy! because I don't like to feel like the 19 years of schooling I've been through was completely worthless.

But if YOU do, then you can find every question and answer that's ever aired on the show at J! Archive.

What's that? You want "Transportation" for $100?

A: He's in the record books for making the shortest manned space flight.

Have any idea? I don't, but again, I'm an idiot. If you want, leave your guess at the answer in the comments below.

The Internet Sends Me Cake

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 5, 2010 at 10:00AM

Sometimes an idea comes along that is so brilliant, you just have to give the creator credit. The Internet Sends Me Cake is one such idea.

Some genius has started this site which revolves around her love for both cake and the Internet. The premise is simple. If you send her a cake, cupcakes, pastries, or pies, she will blog about them by posting pictures and a review.

The craziest part is that strangers are actually partaking in this seemingly one-sided deal. I can't believe anyone would send in a cake or pie to be judged by a random chick online. And what are her credentials for judging these sweets? Besides the fact that she loves them?

You know, guys, I have a love for both the Internet and money. If you send me money, I will take pictures of it and post a review on what your money smells and tastes like. I'll have money and you'll have…recognition?  And everybody will be a winner. That makes sense. Right? Right? Just send the money. We'll figure out the logistics later.

The Internet Sends Me Cake has a preference for "lemon cake with buttercream icing" and I have a preference for one hundred dollar bills. But cupcakes and checks made out to cash will be accepted, respectively.

[theinternetsendsmecake.com]