Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Ever wonder where dildos come from? Spoiler: there aren't any unicorns or glitter like I'd imagined.
- These hot girls are pulling their clothes off. And they want you to look. Just you and only you.
- This woman pays $164,000 a year to live on a cruise ship. I would pay that to NOT live on a cruise ship.
- Christina Milian got her nipple pierced. And then made it sad by saying it was part of her "last chance" at a career. Maybe just write a song?
- This teenager pretended to be an OB/GYN for a month. And now he's a virgin for life after seeing how many gross/old/diseased vaginas there are.
- Are you too rich for a regular smartphone? Buy a Lamborghini smartphone for $6000 and get douche status for FREE!
- Someone knocked Tiger Woods' front tooth out. Interestingly, it was not a stripper, hooker or ex-wife.
- Justin Bieber is getting roasted on Comedy Central. He's definitely going to cry so be sure to tune in.
- 10 ways partying changes after college. Enjoy it while it lasts, kids.